The Obligatory Resolutions Entry

1. Maintain balance in my life. Obsess over Lisa, being with Lisa, becoming Lisa's husband, making Lisa happy, spending my life with Lisa, ahhhh and work 14-hour days, toiling in front of a poorly-lit lcd.
2. Practice temperance in all recreation. Get shit-faced and watch anime or law and order marathons.
3. Give more of myself, especially to charity. Dress in a Santa costume and go bell-ringing to gank some free change--cha-ching!
4. Adhere to the ten commandments. Thou shalt piss onto luxury sedans when drunk. Thou shalt scrawl on unconscious friends with Sharpies. Thou shalt covet Jessica Alba. Thou shalt pilfer digital media. Thou shalt honor my penis.